Car vendors are gladly making full use of the qualities of horses. But they come only second after medicine brands. About a quarter of all adverts with horses are for some medication. Add to that the job vacancies and we are over half of all advertisements with these noble quadrupeds.
Let's continue on the witty track with our first example. It is a car advertisement
(1) with the caption One hunderd thirty horses and three cows
.
The horses stand for the power and the cows relate to the luxury of the leather
finishing.
Make sure that you can act fast, mounts a lady's body on top of a pair of horse legs, but it is not working. I wonder why both times a women is mounted on the horses and a man on the cat (see Zebras No. 15 and Bigger Cats No. 24). Wouldn't the reverse be more appropriate ? But let's get back to our cars, even to the same brand during the 1980's.
We are offered to Discover a new race of diesel engine
(3).
The opener
comes straight from the template box. Translated from Dutch: This stallion can't
obscure his noble pedigree. His muscular strength, his suppleness, his temper and his
endurance are too obvious.
And now comes the link with the image :
You can state exactly the same about our new engines. …
.
The text goes on and on and tries desperately to strengthen the link with Mother Nature and
follow the Green USCA handbook.
There are more classy ways to advertise your car. Mercedes just shows the
head of a white horse. The car is reflected in the black eye. Caption :
The E-class of Mercedes
. Good work.
excellent performance. Should you mean to stress Power and Memory of computers then the Elephant would be the species of choice.
With 16 valves the(sic)
freedom becomes reality. Each day. A daily fact. …And then here is a long text with a lot of the expected vocabulary like
safety, beauty, good looks, a drop of
agressionand
style, power soft and soupleending in
to let you enjoy your freedom undisturbed. Notice: that the freedom is undisturbed but not without limits! Very wise.
I have some difficulties to read the image —a thousand words is a lot when they are crammed together into one single image. But let's give it a try. Sixteen valves means power to the engine. That must be the link to the horse. The white stallion radiates class and luxury and triggers our unconsciousness. My mind promptly retrieves the trademark of the French Camargue —a bunch of white horses free to roam the vast marshes of the region— and the right mood is sprouting out (a feeling of freedom, untamed individuality, authenticity, etc.). It is a popular approach, often seen with horses (e.g. Nos. 6, 8, 20).
(a) When I was just a kid, my bike was the freedom to explore.Lines (a), (b) and (c) are talking about fysical freedom, exploring a gradually growing world. But then the story switchs to the son (d) and to the mind. He is free to dream. It is all underlined by the wide-plains-emotion performed by the horses. Do you feel it coming ? You are not buying this car for your egotistic self. It is an investment for your offspring. Exactly like the new encyclopaedia or luxury wristwatch. You are making (d) possible. You care (also expressed by the image; e.g. Elephants No. 13, Bears No. 20.) and pass your values (and valuables) to your children. That is why you are here (e).
(b) When I was a teenager, my motorcycle gave me the open road.
(c) And in my 20's, a beat-up convertible was a ticket to heaven.
(d) Now it's my son who is free to dream.
(e) So here I am.
The advertisement about the hepatitis treatment (7) is also above my understanding. But I will give it a try. The chemical is peginterferon alfa-2a. This brings us at the PEGA. Optimal usage is in combination with another product. It is a system, thus PEGASYS. It then is just a small step to Pegasus (the winged horse which sprang from the blood of Medusa). Well, it is reasonable and logical after all, isn't it ?
But with example 10 even I am completely at a loss about the digital montage for the hypertension product.
The jump towards perfection. Constant improvement is our drive. … Now is the moment of our jump to the ultimate quality and maximum efficiency.
The advert for the ultimate wristwatch (11) starts with The world moves
forward on the back of accomplishment.
and ends with When the quest
for perfection is perpetual, nothing's out of reach
. Here, the horse itself
becomes kind of perfection while on other occasions it's only the carrier making the
fulfillment possible. Example 11 is part of a series and not all feature this
extra twist. But the connection with perfection is always there, like in
If perfection is a hurdle, …
.
les vrais mats) enriched with many other classic horse tones. The image triggers for freedom (see also 6, 8). The text starts with
25 centuries back in history(originals, you know) and does not fail to mention
myth, race to perfectionand
gallop without constraints.
The last of this series, the underwear advert (15), is equally rich. The image
very suggestively features the sea with a woman riding a white horse. The text comes
with spontaneous, light, natural
. The brand name Avion is French
for airplane. An airplane in the brand's colours is crossing the sky.
exchangeable. In No. 28 we see a mare with a foal and maybe this has to do with the
safein the header of the advertisement. We have seen the same approach with an Elephant mother and child. As there isn't anything specific for horses in both Nos. 27 & 28 any species in a similar situation would do.
Working together for a fruitful future(30). A band of camels and horses are rolling out grass over desert sand. Why the horses ? Because they eat grass and are the future beneficiaries ?
The next advertisement (31), also about financial services elaborates about what
would happen to our companies if there were no money. I'm not sure how to read
the presence of the work-horses. I have two possible interpretations :
a) money is the work-horse of the economy (a positive use), or
b) the scene shows the world without money (the horse is backward :
negative use).
best architecture for your information systems(32) is probably a simple implementation of the freedom-idea. The only connection with the language of a horse is the sentence
Your free choice, today and to-morrow.
How did you feel the last time your presentation didn't work ?. You won't feel like the back of a horse when you choose a dataprojector of the right brand.